I’m not sure where Ollie gets his own personal intelligence, but he’s been spreading the word that Taliban leader Mullah Muhammad Omar has been captured lately. In case you don’t remember, he’s the dude that told the United States Osama Bin Laden was a guest of Afghanistan back before Omar was blown off his perch leading Afghanistan by some high powered bunker busters and a rightfully angry American Army and nation.
I’m hoping we give the dude a good shave and some clean clothes and send him over here. It’s dunking booth season in the suburbs.